Thank you to the Two Ronnies for providing a solution to an annual problem.
Yesterday was Charles' birthday which we celebrated this evening at his brother's house with pizza and Chinese takeaway, and a birthday cake. The nephews and nieces don't understand why Uncle Charles won't have candles on his cake - he has an inhilation phobia - and each year they want to put candles on it and I have to upset them.
But this year the Two Ronnies have come to the rescue - and he had 'Fork Handles' on his cake!